Despicable Me!  
Jasmine. Twenty-something American. Self-proclaimed writer. All-around bullshitter. Professional bitch. Music enthusiast.


thesnowmaid:

weirdteenblogger:

i feel so uncomfortable 

what the fuck is this

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via denariansaal // originally blackwdows

fuckyeahvarric:

blackwdows:

Somehow Hawke managed to fall off the balcony at Gascard DuPuis’ place…

But soft! what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the east, and Varric’s chest hair is the sun!

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via overnight-hero // originally subsiding

subsiding:

Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.


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via womyninblack // originally usbport

womyninblack:

akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

GONNA NEED AN EPI-PEN FOR THAT STING!


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via marvll // originally carlhagelins

carlhagelins:

have u ever had your opinion of someone change so fast you were disgusted you liked them ever at all


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via marvll // originally hawxkeye

hawxkeye:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier + scenery (in order of appearance).

#ca2
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via denariansaal // originally gondory

30 day lord of the rings challenge: day twenty one → best death scene

You fought bravely.

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via ladyjenevia // originally entertainingtheidea

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via kamalaskadoosh // originally plumspucked

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via wings-and-strings // originally wings-and-strings

wings-and-strings:

The card combination that won me another game of Cards Against Humanity.

You’re welcome…